DizzyPacce

Oh look, I had another lapse!

Sorry about that, things have been generally awful!

Anyway, good news, writing again. Wrote a thing for the MLPG's friendoff called "The Strongest Man in Equestria" which I'll put on Fimfiction.net later this week. It's a story about Lyra going to visit her best friend from her childhood. Also the friend is a human.

Aaaaaand, I'm finally back to work with Stonershy on that Fallout thing. Stupid life, getting in the way of fanfiction!

Anyway, you can find "Odds and Ends" here: www.fimfiction.net/story/45014…


It's all about that wacky Paharita and her adventures in the post apocalyptic Wasteland. Fair warning, it's messy in both violence and sex. Though following chapters will not be as violent as chapter 1...

And thanks again for the picture

So hey, remember this?
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And how we had it at Bronycon?

Well it was so popular that we're doing another printing. Not only that, but is making exclusive art prints to go along with the book.

So if you're interested, just email me before the 18th of July  because we're gonna print a copy (or multiple copies if folks want more than one) for all takers on the 19th and then that'll be that.

So shoot me an email at DizzyPacce@yahoo.com for further details.

So big announcement, I've been working with to make a comic collecting some of her best strips as well getting some art prints made to sell at Bronycon.

And we did it!

Book and the sign to find at the con:
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Art prints:
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So we hope to see you there.

AND if we do sell out, we will collect names and emails of those willing to pay to have a copy shipped to them (anywhere in the world, so long as you cover the shipping).

For more information, please message either myself or Max.

See you at the con.

So tomorrow night around 11ish Eastern Time Zone, I'm going to show my friend more of Pony season 2 on Synctube (www.synchtube.com/r/ManyMustac…). There will likely be drinking involved as ponies and alcohol go together like ponies and cider. I don't have any rules yet, hopefully tomorrow.

In other news, Part 2 of Anywhere But Here will be up on Fimfiction tonight and it will go into showing you just what it is Tap and Rita do. Ya know besides drink, do drugs, screw, and be generally rude. So check that out (www.fimfiction.net/story/22731…)

And now for a handful of Frequently Asked Questions:
-WARNING: SOME OF THIS IS ABOUT PONY STORIES OF A SMOOCHY NATURE-

-Why don't you do more/where have you been?
I have stuff and sometimes I don't want to to do/be anything and that makes it hard to work and I tend to regard anything I do with the height of negativity.
I'm working on that.

-Why do you like ponies?
Because it makes me laugh and stuff and the characters are cool and interact well and its animated nice and pleasant and it reminds me of loony tunes.

-Why do you like Gilda, she made Fluttershy cry?
Answer's in the question.

-Why do you do shippy or sexy stuff with cartoon pones?
Because people have a limit and in weird creatures and you can get creative with their different bits.

Also because exploring romantic interaction allows me to consider and write about the characters in different ways.

-What's with the Fallout Equestria stuff as of late? Fanfiction of fanfiction of fanfiction, what are you, some kinda fuck?
As it turns out, making original characters is more of a creative exercise than using existing ones and putting it in a setting where everything is destroyed and everyone I am familiar with is dead really opens up what I can do creatively and removes much of "fear" of being too harsh with the characters while still allowing me to play with the creatures and settings from the show.

-THINGS GET MORE ADULT HERE-

-Why are so many of your stories lesbian stories?
Several reasons! Most of the characters are female, so if I want to write about kissing and sex and don't want to make up a backstory with either a new character or make up a connection with a male character that isn't there. It's EASY to just claim that a friendship has, at some point, gone to that other place with the smoochings.

Another part of it is that when it comes to the ladies, there's generally more expected and wanted to be going on. When there's a bloke involved, it's all "dick goes into hole" and that can be boring unless you get cheeky with the writing.

So there ya go, I do it because its easier on me to write.

Oh also psych reasons and personal interests and and a desire to send a message about homosexuality or whatever and blah-de-blah, but who cares about that stuff.

-When you write two lady ponies with a kid, how is babby formeded?
I tend to not answer because I like to leave it up to you, but if you don't like thinking:
They adopt.
They get artificially inseminated with a sexy turkey baster of love from a sperm donor.
Same as above with magically made artificial semen so that they babby is genetically both theirs.
Magical dicks of babby making using the Big Book of Growing Magic Dicks

-How do griffons kiss and stuff involve the more sensitive bits?
Well first thing you need to know is that they're mouth isn't ALL beak, at the corners, its feather covered bird skin. 2nd thing is that they have REALLY big mouth. 3rd thing, birds have long tongues.

I'd say use your imagination, but....
Anyway, TYPE 1: They open their beaked mouth over the mouth of the other coming in from an angle. This is a MAKEOUT type kiss.
TYPE 2 involves sliding the beak over the lips or whatever and lightly nibbling. If the other is kissing back, the most important place is at the corner of the mouth.
As for more TENDER bits, well, they've had paws, claws, and beaks all their lives and they know how to NOT tear apart everything they touch. Care and trust is needed on both sides to avoid major damage and it is still not recommended to get intimate with a cartoon griffon unless you don't mind a few scratches.

Thank you and have a lovely day.